‘Hello, Weight Watchers.’
‘Hi, I have a question. Can you sign up for Weight Watchers to gain weight?’
‘Um, I’m not sure.’
‘I mean, watching your weight could refer to gaining or losing pounds, right? It’s not called Weight Losers.’
‘You know, I’ve been on this job eight years, and this question has never come […]
Highland Sky 40 mile race
Canaan Valley, WV
June 14, 2014
‘Aaron, my stomach hurts.’
It was 2am, a week and 4 hours before Highland Sky, and Aaron was still half-asleep. ‘Maybe it will pass,’ he offered.
I’ll spare further details, but the next 48 hours my bathroom was a pyrotechnics of […]
When not skiing in Italy or France, Aaron and I stash pb&j sandwiches in our pockets. The aim of our ski morning then becomes to not fall and squish the guts out of our sandwiches into our pockets. The joy of the pb&j is that if you happen to come across a beautiful spot on the […]
Aaron, Boots, and I signed up for the Lurray International Distance Triathlon on August 16, 2014. This will be my first triathlon. Which apparently means that between now and August I need to learn to ride a bike.
I was exceedingly pleased with the bike I rented from Rebel Sports in Frisco, Colorado. The sales dude referred to […]
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