Hey dudes, my name is Bjorn. I’m only two-months old, but gainfully employed as the Town Crier. I’m looking for a girl with big boobs. Like really big boobs. Particularly the left boob. Sure, I enjoy some other things too. I really like: loud 90s grunge music, pacifiers, and car rides on shitty DC roads with lots of bumps. One of my favorite games is taking a really nasty big poop in a freshly changed diaper at 3am. And I’m game for long (8+ mile) hikes in the Dolly Sods. As long as I get boob of course.

Double-win for getting boobs AND Sodds




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