From the monthly archives: April 2011

Layers

By On April 29, 2011 · 3 Comments

In the spring of 2005 a Penn State grad student designed the ‘Martha Mile’ race shirt.  He happened to also run a ~6:30 beer mile, but he is most famous for forgetting to remove the Layers in the Illustrator file he sent me, which provided me with boobage of varying proportions.  Given the demand for […]

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Thoughts of a beer-miler

By On April 29, 2011 · 2 Comments

The beer mile, as told by Bobby’s inner monologue:

Wait, why are we running to the track?
Wait, where is the track?
Ok, here it is.
OOOH.  Dirt.  Fun!
OOOH.  Beer.  Even more fun!
Wait, Michelob Ultra?
Eh, free beer is free beer.
…and it says “ultra” on […]

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Beer Mile Haiku

By On April 29, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Beer in the cooler.

Runners at the line.  Spongy.

Cross Fit drinks fast.  Wins.

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Beer Mile: Post-Race Coverage Preview In Which Sean B Expresses The Consensus Emotion On The Topic Of Beer Miles

By On April 29, 2011 · 2 Comments

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Beer Mile

By On April 28, 2011 · Leave a Comment

the beer mile was great.

there was much beer.

we didn’t get arrested.

this was great.

our beer was free.

booby won.

ha – I meant to write bobby!

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