Best WUS Rookie: Mike and Anthony
Best WUS recruiter: Nick
Worst WUS Race Experience: Aaron, Wisconsin Ironman
Best WUS Milestone: Aaron, 20 Hellgates
Best WUS Alum Surprise Visit: Nate
Best WUS performance: Garret, Tor des Geants
Best WUS bait and switch: Trevor, Tor de Geants
Best WUS Extramural Event: Beer Mile
Worst Beer Mile Handicap: Trevor
Best new WUS adventure: Martha, ride ‘n’ tie
Best WUS hook up: Sue’s NSO tix
Best WUS bird visit: Rock Creek Bald Eagle
Worst WUS bird visit: Rock Creek Barred Owl flyby
Proudest WUS moment: when CPBG staff still knew the Aaron pizza
10 Predictions for 2023:
(1) Trevor will not run MMT.
(2) But Trevor will win another Beer Mile.
(3) Aaron will go another year without showing up at WUS.
(4) But Aaron’s friend Matt will come in his stead.
(5) Wussies will get VHTRC Sundays in the Park runs going again.
(6) But only the ones at Pierce Mill.
(7) Jaret will organize a Donut Run.
(8) But approximately one year after he said he would.
(9) Martha will do a new WUS shirt order.
(10) Translation: Aaron will do a new WUS shirt order.
