This site has its first birthday this month. Quite a year it’s been for the Wussies:
Best new WUS tradition:Â Beer Mile/Donut Run
Worst new WUS tradition: Margarita pitchers after the Beer Mile.
Craziest WUS performance: Adam at Arrowhead 135 and Sean at Zane Grey 50 (tie, and given wussie predilections, I doubt we’ll ever just have one winner in this category)
Most predictable WUS performance:Â Keith, every race.
Best WUS sprint-to-the-finish: Neal’s 2nd Beer mile. Frankly, we’re surprised Neal’s Succeed ad didn’t highlight Neal’s gut-wrenching Beer Mile #2 finish, holding off Bobby Gill’s chest lean at the wire.
Worst WUS sprint-to-the-finish: Martha’s Holiday Lake barffest.
Best WUS list-serv commenter: Mario, for anything posted after 10pm
Worst WUS list-serv commenter: Matt’s dad
Best dressed wussie: Ryon Lane (Keith’s shorts a close 2nd)
Most clandestine WUS couple: Joe & Boots
Least clandestine WUS couple: Torstin
Most improved WUSsie: Ragan. Tenure, baby.
WUS injured reserve list: Brian, Brittany, Aaron, Ryon Lane, Bobby Gill, Tom Corris.
Eeeee! I got a mention on wussies.net!
You were definitely nominated for Best Dressed too. But I feared putting you, Ryon, and Keith’s shorts in the same category would have led to mass rioting.