Best Course Marshall: Joco
Best use of a birthday hat: Joco
First Place, Male: T-Puff, with a new PR and CR of 8:10
Prize: A bottle of the Marmot’s favorite beer. Well, actually, it’s a slightly inferior cousin of the Marmot’s favorite beer, which is displayed below and is bloody hard to find even in Belgium.
Best. Beer. Ever.
First Place, Female: Marmot. Only because she actually did the whole thing.
Lil Boo disapproves mightily of The One Who Feeds Me drinking 4 beers in a span of 12 minutes.
Prize to whomever comes up with the best thought bubble for this post-race photo
Second Place, Male: JJ
Julian understood he would have gotten this prize even had he won
Overall Champion, Pinot Grigio Division: Brienne
Brienne’s classy twist on the beer mile earned her an $80 pair of pants. Score one for the vino!
Overall Champion, Beer Relay Division: Ashlinn and Lexy
There aren’t many rules at the Beer Mile, but I think team Fogarty managed to violate all of them.
Third Place, Male: Doug
Best immediate thievery of spouse’s prize: Kerry
Overall Champion, Dry Mile: Bernard
Best maintenance of a baseline standard: RD, for not giving a prize for a Dry Mile, even though Bernard’s French & cute.
Best DFL: Sean
Worst attempt to order Thai food: Sean and Leah
Best ability to upstage everyone and capture the awesomest beer prize without drinking a sip: AarBear
