1. Everyone’s pregnancy is different.

2. Everyone’s baby is different.

3. The mega-eating you have to do while pregnant doesn’t end if you breastfeed. Just now, people look at you weird for double-stuffing your face with an otherwise normal body.

4. Babies have to push their poops out. With loud, sustained groaning, wrinkled foreheads, […]

Tussey MountainBack 50-mile Relay

October 7, 2018

State College, PA

This is the 14th year in a row that I’ve run MountainBack. I’m not committed to any streak. But I love making my annual pilgrimage back to State College to see all my Penn State running buddies. And spend a day with them bouncing […]

Run For It 5k

Davis, WV  9/28/2018

When I knew I was having a baby in July, I decided that my first run back would be the Run For It 5k in Davis, WV. Because RFI must be the only race where the number of runners actually exceeds the population of the town (Davis […]

Hey dudes, my name is Bjorn. I’m only two-months old, but gainfully employed as the Town Crier. I’m looking for a girl with big boobs. Like really big boobs. Particularly the left boob. Sure, I enjoy some other things too. I really like: loud 90s grunge music, pacifiers, and car rides on shitty […]