I thought I might finish 1st Girl,

And then I thought I might Hurl.

For if you drink Heed,

You cannot Succeed,

For your stomach acids will Swirl.

                                                               -Inspired by Aaron Schwartbard

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The trails were all lined with nice flowers
My legs moved like they had new powers
The hills weren’t so bad
And I felt quite glad
To be running for hours and hours

WUSIes

You know that Martha has taken you to an establishment where you are guaranteed to have fun when the stalls of the bathroom recommend only ‘ONE PERSON PER STALL.’  Indeed, we had a rollicking good time dancing at Splash on Friday night in NYC.  We’ll leave the story at that.

The bartender […]

I received this e-mail from an anonymous VHTRC member* and I thought I’d share it with the group:

Dear Brittany:

I know that you have been running associated with WUS for almost a year now. You’ve had some lame-ass injury and haven’t been running lately, but I have noticed from your facebook and other flickr […]

For a year or so now, McConnellsburg, PA, has been the official Drop-off Point halfway between DC and State College, PA, where some kind DCer drops me off and some kind Penn Stater (generally my dearest friend and connoisseur of fine automobiles Tom Cali) picks me up as I transport myself between work gigs in […]