Potomac Heritage 50k action

Today was the 2011 Potomac Heritage 50k and another notch was added to the WUS belt of wins.  Warm sunny weather and colorful trees provided pleasant conditions for all of the runners.  Keith Knipling won handily in an unofficial time of 4:49.  Keith stayed on course and opted not to include any race “challenges” into his run.  4th place finisher and WUS up-and-comer JLD ran a respectable time, considering he did in fact run off course.  Fortunately JLD opted to include challenges into his run which may or may not have helped him secure a fourth place finish, though we’re not entirely sure because at this point we don’t know his actual finish time.

Here is Doug interviewing Keith at the finish line, probing deeply with questions. 

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And here is JLD, cold chillin’ on Kerry’s cozy backyard patio.

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WUSsie CAT

Well folks… the move is just about here.  Next Saturday Gaby and I load up a big ol’ truck and head southwest for the greener, rolling environs of Charlottesville, Virginia.  It’s been a good run living in D.C.  10+ years of city livin’ to be exact.  Can’t say I won’t miss my running buds up this way because I definitely will.  Gaby and I look forward to seeing many of you at Potomac Heritage on Sunday.  I also hope to make it to a final WUS run (as a D.C. resident) on Tuesday.  And in the future I look forward to seeing everyone at race events, during visits to Charlottesville- ie C-ville, ie ‘the Hook’- and back up this way because we will be visiting.  Take that to the bank, my friends.

In somewhat related news, many of you might be acquainted with a similar running troop in Charlottesville.  The frisky folks of the Charlottesville Area Trail Runnners, or CAT.  Today I was ‘accepted’ into the CAT email listserv thingy.  More friends await it seems.  In the meantime and forever still I remain a WUS at heart.

Peace out, my peeps!

Fall WUS Beer Mile Classic round up

Shadowy sidewalks, marked under alien street lamps and deciduous tree color delivered WUS to the track.  The odd sensation of concrete, not dirt, under feet foretold of things different.  It was yet 7:15pm, though as dark outside as the deepest cave.  The temperature, crispy.  Here again, on routine October visitation, our friendly acquaintance, fall, gracing our presence for the evening’s affair.  The Beer Mile Classic: event number four on the 2011 Don’t-Hurt-Yourself tour WUS series of races.

In action, the usual suspects: Bobby-not-to-be-confused-with-Bobby-Pin-Gill.  Aaron-huge-Schwartz-Schwartzbard.  Martha-break-yo’self-Nelson.  Sean-where’s-the-pizza?-Andrish.  Jon-what-cha-ma-call-it-LoeWUS-Deitch.  Neal-coverboy-Gorman.  Ryon-Straight-out-of-Africa-beard-Lane.  Doug-gee-whiz-Sullivan.  Brian-Hip-ie -Greeley.  Anna-Little-Leprechaun-Griffis.  Gaby-Head-Gorman.  Jeff-Beer-Me-Reed.  And, finally: Mackenzie-its-Mack-Tonight-Tepel.

Crimson was on full display as runners toed the line, each cupping their beverage of choice.  A piercing, unmistakably echoy sound- “sscchhhkkkhhheeerrraaahhh…”- signaled the race start.  Instantly, slurps and burps sequenced in harmonic unison.  Coverboy and Bobby-Pin sprang from the gate.   J-Lo gave chase.  Others seemed to more enjoy their beverage, savoring the sweet taste of Milwaukee.  Gulping sounds eventually quieted, empties filled the voiding wake of runners dust.  For the first time in a really long time, Aaron was all by himself.  Standing lonesome on the track; clipboard in hand; stop watch dictating seconds passed.  The field had spread out quickly.

Most of the WUS field ran their own race.  A wise decision this would prove to be as nary chunks were blown over the track.  Coverboy and Bobby-Pin on the other hand, immersed in a fiery duel, set about re-writing WUS race coda on a night sea of change.  An epic race developed through the darkness.

Here are a few snippets recorded in the immediate post race furry:

“Fuck, that hurt!  Owwww…” said Neal, as he crashed to the dewy grass seconds after winning his first Beer Mile Classic.  “Halfway through the second loop I almost shit my pants.”

Bobby-Pin, with hand still in cupped position, looked stunned.  The tireless efforts over prior months to pump his chest so that it would cross the tape first, before Coverboy’s, so that he might win the race, not Coveryboy, had forced a crushing reality check.   In the final race seconds, culminating in a come-from-behind Coverboy-kick, Bobby-Pin was un-seated as WUS Beer Mile Classic champion.  “Dude, my buzz is kicking in,” Bobby-Pin reportedly quibbed.

Coverboy, barely able to crawl from the grass, still in possible turtle-ass-mental-self-examination-mode, began to smile as the reality of a win washed over.  Martha, Aaron, and soon J-Lo- 2nd place loser- came to the aid of Coverboy, and his ass, and to congratulate a job well done.

“Best Beer Mile finish ever,” cheered Martha.

“Any beer left over?” replied Coverboy.

 

WUS is environmentally concious.

 

A WUS buzzed.

 

FINAL RACE RESULTS (note: track is 500 meters!):

Neal – 7:10
Bobby – 7:11
JLD – 9:14
Ryon – 9:32
Brian – 9:36
Anna – 11:09
Jeff – 11:14
Sean – 11:43
Doug – 17:54
Mackenzie – Gun time: 39:34, Chip time: 23:17
Martha (2 beer category): PONIES

 

Post race fellowship at Cactus Cantina. (Think they would sponsor us, by the way??)


A moment in time. The first WUS run.

Let go of the computer’s mouse at the desk.  Remove fingertips from the keyboard.  Relax face muscles, shoulders.  Unclench your toes.  A journey begins.  To a time not far removed from the here and now, to places we know, we love, we honor.

It is an otherwise unremarkable Tuesday, 2006, during a remarkable month, September, a period often welcomed by runners for its seasonal baton grasp from August heat.

Roommates, neighbors, friends- workaholics with a running problem- conscript an agreement.  The time is nigh for a group run.

“I think it was Kerry who planned it” says Keith Knipling, one of the original four clansmen of a running group later to officially name themselves Woodley Ultra Society, or WUS.

The others included Kerry Owens, Kirstin Corris and Amy Sproston.  At the time “Keith wasn’t fast,” says Kerry.  At the time Kerry burst with running prowess, knocking out 100 milers before breakfast.  Nor at the time had Kirstin yet to adopt the surname Corris, or was she yet known, globally, as “ultrarunnergirl”.  Amy reportedly sported a few dreadlocks.  At the time.

Kerry, Amy, Kirstin and Keith stood anxiously on the hard pine floors in the front hallway at 2711 Woodley Avenue, NW, Washington D.C.  The polyurethane finish peeled and cracked beneath their trail running shoe lugs.  The finish, dried out and tired from the many trail running shoe lugs it had equally supported over the years.  Digital watches turned over from 7:29:59 to 7:30:00.  P.M.  The runners departed through the front door into a new world, an undecided route, on a run that would later prove defining.

“That’s about the earliest I could run” said Kerry, hazily remembering why they left when they did.  Into the Washington D.C. night.  “I’m pretty sure we had flashlights.”

“We left from [2711] Woodley and ran along Rock Creek.  Valley and Western Ridge.  We probably did six [miles],” follows Keith, providing answers to all important questions.   Where was the first WUS run?  How long did you run for?

“All I remember was having no idea where I was,” says Keith.  An unlikely admission from such a runner whose course knowledge spans the gambit from routes, to elevation charts, from trailheads to exact GPS coordinates of moonlight-shimmering quartz rock, submerged beneath the earth almost completely like giant glaciers, found in secret locations along Rock Creek Park’s Valley Trail.

“Keith is right about the route,” chimes Kerry.  “At the time, Kirstin knew the trails better than Keith, and Amy and she used a little bit of clever bush whacking to keep up.”

Thanks to Kirstin and Amy’s dutiful whacking of bush the run was a success.  “It was nearly dark when we finished,” says Kerry.

The effort, however, came at a cost.  Glycemic indexes for each runner had reached scary lows.  Caloric intake was a priority.

“We dropped in on Quebec Street,” says Keith, as he recounts the direction to recovery.  The Cleveland Park Bar & Grill, or CPBG.

All four runners emerged from the trail, sweaty.  Civilization, discovered.  The sidewalks beneath their feet, hard packed, felt otherworldly.  Uncommon to their adjusted, preferred surroundings of earth, rocks, trees.   Moments passed.  Acclimatization eventually ensued.

The door to CPBG swung open and a banquet feast of the senses rewarded the hungry foursome.  Half-priced brick oven pizza.  A roof top deck.  Draft beer.  A veritable Currier and Ives styled utopia of earthly delights.

Keith’s memory, stymied by the remnants of a bonk, heeds “I bet we got a pitcher of beer.”

“I think we had four pizzas and drank Sierra Nevada,” corrects Kerry.

To this day, facts on caloric replenishment are not entirely known.  There are stories.  There are rumors of stories.

What is known is that these four runners- Kerry, Amy, Kirstin, Keith- on a Tuesday, in September, 2006, at 7:30 p.m., had carved a new trail.  At the beginning of the trail lies a trailhead.  An inscription.  “WUS”.  The trail has no mile markers.  No mileage total.  This trail has no end.